Anyone ever get hit on by a Contractor? I’m sure many women (and even men?) have experienced this in the home improvement industry. I got called a doll by one over text. I’m like hmmm. What kind of doll – there’s such a variety:
Raggedy Ann – this is what I feel most like – raggedy explains it all.
Cabbage patch doll – I eat a lot of cookies and junk food while I renovate and Chinese buffet, of course, which could fill out the face from sodium bloat. It’s a definite possibility. I especially love those Mother’s brand cookies which are frosted animal shapes with sprinkles – yum! I know even an ant wouldn’t touch those, but I love them..
Barbie – I definitely don’t have the dimensions for Barbie so we can rule that one out. :-p
Cute little porcelain fragile doll – eh, probably not – I have big German bones and broad shoulders.
Teddy bear – could be b/c I don’t have time to shave my legs as often while renovating.
One of those crazy ones from the movie Dolls that murder people – I would hope not, but I can be a grouch while renovating so we can’t rule that one out.
Blow up doll – b/c I’m usually spaced out on paint fumes – jeez I would hope not this one. :-p If so, I need to change my blank, zoned out, paint fume stare to make sure my mouth is closed. I hope I’m not looking at people like that actress Kristen Stewart. I can’t even watch the Twilight movies because I feel like she looks at everyone like she’s about to kiss them – and when she looks at her Dad – that just creeps me out.
My husband doesn’t mind at all which is funny. He just says he doesn’t necessarily agree with my tactics at getting stuff done. :-p But he really likes a good price. I think he’d sell himself for that if he could – just kidding! I actually don’t really mind it too much other than that it just makes it awkward. I am kind of flattered to be called a doll as long as it’s one of the cute ones. I am approaching forty – I’ll take all the compliments I can get! :-p